|Why I fired my secretary.....|
Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, and I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway.
I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say "Happy Birthday, " and
probably have a present for me.
She didn't' even say " Good Morning, " let alone any "Happy Birthday."
I thought, "Well, that' s wives for you, the children will remember."
The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word.
When I started to the office I was feeling pretty
low and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary, Janet said, "Good morning, boss.
Happy Birthday." And I felt a little better;
I worked until noon.
Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside
and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me."
I said," By George, that's the greatest
thing I've heard all day.
we went out to the country to a little private place.
We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch
On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day.
We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, No, I guess not."
She said, "Let' s go to my apartment."
After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind,
I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable."
Sure," I excitedly replied.
followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.
And there I sat... .... on the couch... .... NAKED.