Jimmy & Beth

Jimmy was going to be married to Beth, so his father sat him down for a little fireside chat.

He says, "Jimmy, let me tell you something.  On my wedding night in our honeymoon suite, I took off my pants and handed them to your mother, and said, 'Here honey, try these on.' So, she did and said, 'Well honey they are a little too big, I can't wear them.'

So I replied, Exactly.  I wear the pants in this family and I always will.

Ever since that night we have never had any problems." "Good Idea," thought Jimmy.

He thinks that might be a good thing to try. So, on his honeymoon Jimmy
takes off his pants and says to Beth, "Here babe, try these on." So she does
and says, "These are too large, they don't fit me."
So Jimmy says, "...Exactly. I wear the pants in this family and I always
will, and I don't want you to ever forget that."

Then Beth takes off her pants and hands them to Jimmy and says, "Here, you
try on mine." So Jimmy thinking he may get lucky does and says, "I can't even get into your pants." So Beth says," Exactly. And if you donít change your f*cking attitude, you never will."